ostracizedpoodle:

hitler was just being himself and look what happened

bagmilk:

mom can i borrow money to buy you a present

comupter:

send me nudes so i can laugh at them

everets:

*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.

'A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.'
// some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via a-thousand-words)